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The Perverted Genius

Queen of Hearts Unisex t-shirt

Queen of Hearts Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Introducing the "Unicorn Tears Exclusive Edition" T-shirt – because nothing says mainstream like being one of the lucky few to own a shirt that's practically hand-woven from the rarest threads of mythical unicorn tears. Limited quantities available, because obviously, we don't want everyone to look this fabulous. Wear it and bask in the envy of those who missed out on this once-in-a-lifetime fashion phenomenon. It's not just a T-shirt; it's a statement that says, "I have impeccable taste, and you probably don't." Act fast before the unicorns run out of tears and we have to resort to using leprechaun laughter for our next exclusive edition.

• Join the elite 200 with our exclusive limited edition shirt – where style meets scarcity.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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